THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF 9/ELEVEN (May be offensive to retards who think America is the only country that matters)

HOLY KRAP U GUYZ, I FOUND DIS FLASHDRIV ON THE GROUND AND IM A CURIOUS DUDE SO I PICKEDZ IT UP ND STUCK IT IN MAH COMPUTOR ND THAR WUZ A ALIEN SPACSHIP ND IT SHOOT SPAC LAZERS AT A PLAN WICH CWASHED ND ASPLODEDZ AL OVAH A TOWER! BUT IT WUZNT JUST A TOWAR, ET WUZ A TOWAR LOBSTA